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Time:02:51 am
Posting from a slightly 'nother dimension: inside SocialThing! (please say the Baby)
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Subject:Three Six Mafia Alice in Wonderland
Time:01:22 pm
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Subject:Snowy Wilderness says,
Time:07:59 pm
"I'm sorry, but I just watched my first Megan McCain video and I STILL LOVE THIS BITCH:"



I think it means something that she's not a TOTAL FREAKAZOID. Retire, rich Baby Boomers, and give us the reins!
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Time:12:33 am
Haiku2 for snowywilderness
ones up in tha cut
with curls in my copy of
camille's third book
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Created by Grahame
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Time:12:33 am
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Subject:Photo by Ms. Amanda Rose Wilder:
Time:06:18 pm
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Subject:Megan McCain, John's daughter, says,
Time:04:04 pm
"Did ya'll know I look fabulous?"

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Doesn't she?

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And she has a blog: http://www.mccainblogette.com/ !!!
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Subject:Snowywilderness says,
Time:11:49 am
"How you doin'?"

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Photo Credit: Our girl Maria Bianco. Thanks to livejournal legend arose226 for the heads up!
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Subject:My New Result...
Time:11:48 pm
...with certain contentious questions answered less literally:

The Playboy

Random Gentle Sex Master (RGSM)

The Playboy

Clean. Smooth. Successful. You're The Playboy.

You're spontaneous, and your energy is highly contagious. Guys therefore find you fun to be around, and girls find you compelling. You have lots of sex, and you manage it all without seeming cheap or being hurtful. Well done. You probably know karate, too.

It's obvious to us, and probably everyone else, that you're after physical rather than emotional relationships, but you're straight up with potential partners. And if a girl you want isn't into something casual, it's no big deal. You move on. BEFORE sleeping with her. Usually. At least you try to. Such control is rare.

If you're feeling unfulfilled, maybe you should raise your standards. New conquests will only be satisfying if there's a possibility of rejection.

Your exact male opposite:

The Mixed Messenger

The Mixed Messenger

Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer

Always avoid: The Playstation (RGSM)

Consider: The Dirty Little Secret (DGSM), The Nurse (RGSD)

Link: The Online Dating Persona Test @ OkCupid - free online dating.


That's more like it!
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Subject:I Have Seen The Future
Time:01:24 am
From deep in the annals of the recently shuttered blog Woebot.com:

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British youth are allowed to have such a healthy enjoyment of drugs and dancing! Is it because they're Socialists?
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Subject:Throwback Shit
Time:08:40 pm
From the New York Times:

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I can't believe people in Kenya are killing each other with bows and arrows!
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Subject:Corey Worthington
Time:01:09 pm
From Australian TV via Liveleak via Slate Magazine:



Australians get to have so much fun! Is it because they're Socialists?
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Subject:One of my favorite songs of the last few years...
Time:11:50 am
...has a video!

"Accordian" by Madvillain:


A real London pirate radio DJ just played this on the Rinse FM webstream!
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Subject:Keepin' it jiggy!
Time:12:12 am

The Last Man on Earth

Random Brutal Sex Dreamer (RBSD)

The Last Man on Earth

FACT: The apocalypse has come. All are dead. You never should've asked her out.

Shit, rejected again. You are The Last Man on Earth.

Sorry, but most women would rather see the human species wither to an end and therefore deny the most fundamental instinct that living creatures have than sleep with you.

We've learned the following: you don't think things through. You're haphazard. You're dangerous. You're somewhat inexperienced. It's totally obvious that you're a horny bugger, as well. Everybody knows that and steers clear.

To top things off, when you do find your way into a relationship, you tend to be a dick somewhere down the line and fuck it all up.

There's a small, but negligible, chance we're wrong. In any case, your friends find your shit hilarious. There's nothing cooler than a dude reducing himself to human rubble.

Your exact male opposite:

The Gentleman

The Gentleman

Deliberate Gentle Love Master

Always avoid: The Sonnet (DGLD)

Consider: Half-Cocked (RBSD), The Nymph (DBSD)

Link: The Online Dating Persona Test @ OkCupid - free online dating.


My GIRL is Half-Cocked!
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Subject:More October Friskiness!
Time:12:32 pm
OMG, ya'll, I was just standing by the window like Malcolm X and KRS when it dawned on me that the red-haired white lady in the Jeep below me was sucking on a big black dick! Fellatio on wheels is coming to your alley any day now!
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Subject:Windy City Times
Time:03:20 am
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Yay, Allen, we made it to the society pages!
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Subject:Super-Gangsta Lyrics Showcase:
Time:02:39 am
(Anne Locc [Hurricane Chris’s Mom]):
Ratchet dancing cross the floor you know the g-way
Hollerin uuhh up on the mic with the dj
I'm with my G’s and my thugs and my essays
Hidin ‘hind the shades I been up for 'bout three days
Cut with curls in my hair got my L’s in tha air
Wastin drank everywhere cuz I cuz I don’t care
With my niggas out that lava and you know we bad off
We the ones up in tha cut with them blunts that make you cough
Chewed all the way down from my head to my feet
I can't feel my face so please don’t speak
You wanna know what we do when the club get packed
Toss my set raise my shirt show that tat up on my back

-From The Ratchet Remix by Hurricane "Ay Bay Bay" Chris
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Subject:My Grandpa Galaty
Time:06:10 pm
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Subject:Snowywilderness says,
Time:12:08 pm
Have you heard of The Dream? "Shawty Is A 10"?



It"s my new jam!Collapse )
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Subject:Snowywilderness says,
Time:03:40 pm
Have you heard about the cholitas of La Paz, Bolivia?

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Check "em out!Collapse )



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Time:11:46 pm
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Subject:ANDREAS HELGSTRAND - WEG2006 Freestyle Final
Time:11:03 pm

You know that shot, in PARIS IS BURNING, of a young Afro-Rican man prancing up the runway of a drag ball in jodhpurs and a black velvet equestrian helmet? This is a video, cribbed from Andrew Sullivan's Daily Dish blog, of a horse who can vogue.
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Subject:Snowy says,
Time:10:46 pm
"Sometimes I wish I got to wear an elegant uniform for my job of writing that good prose, re-upping on tailcoats and track suit bottoms by checking off boxes on an order form like the one I found at the end of a tangential discussion of the infamous avant-garde men's haberdasher Tom BrownE on the sartorialist.com. This is Tom Brown-no-E, the official clothiers of Eton College..."

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QUOTE from the Tom Brown website:

Tom Brown has supplied Eton College school uniform for over two hundred years. In addition to the tailsuits, we also supply shirts, collars, formal change and sports wear. All of which, we can name tape for a small fee.

BOYS SCHOOL PRICE LIST 2004

3 PIECE TAILSUIT 30-36 168.00
3 PIECE TAILSUIT 38-44 197.40
TAILCOAT ONLY 30-36 100.00
TAILCOAT ONLY 38-44 117.00
VEST ONLY 30-36 32.00
VEST ONLY 38-44 37.60
STRIPED TROUSERS 28/28 36.00
STRIPED TROUSERS 29/29 42.50
2nd HAND TAILCOAT 75.00
GREY TROUSERS 45.00
BLUE BLAZER 140.00
OVERCOATS 150.00
WHITE SHIRT 13 - 14.5 11.03
WHITE SHIRT 14.5 - 17 12.95
ARUNDEL COLLARS 6.50
DISPOSABLE TIES 3.00
RUGBY SHIRTS 36 23.50
38 - 40 26.50
42 - 44 28.75
46 32.00
RUGBY SHORTS 16.00
FOOTBALL SOCKS wool 14.50
TRACK SUIT TOP 17.00
TRACK SUIT BOTTOM 17.00
UMBRELLAS 13.50
NAME TAPES X36 5.50
X72 6.50
X144 7.50
BLACK OR WHITE SOCKS 2.50
WHITE LINEN HANDKIES 1.00
GARTERS 1.25
SLIP-OVER JUMPERS 32.00
POLO SHIRTS 11.00
LAUNDRY BAGS 8.50
SHORTENING OF SLEEVES 10.00
SHORTENING OF TROUSERS 10.00


"Shit, I should've gone to Eton College my damn self. "



A nametaping service is available for a nominal charge of 20P per item.
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Subject:Snowywilderness says,
Time:03:55 pm
Current Mood:determined
"It was a sensory explosion meeting Gracie 0 in AZ!"

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Me and vagus_nerve always have the best time!Collapse )
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Subject:BACK IN EFFECT!!!
Time:12:16 am
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Subject:The Annotated Vogue
Time:12:55 am
Damn the season, Snowy Wilderness presents...



THE ANNOTATED VOGUECollapse )


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THE ANNOTATED VOGUECollapse )

Let's get it!
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Subject:The Annotated Vogue 2
Time:12:23 am
Damn the season, Snowy Wilderness presents...



THE ANNOTATED VOGUE, part 2Collapse )


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THE ANNOTATED VOGUE, part 2Collapse )
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Subject:The Annotated Vogue 3
Time:12:21 am
Damn the season, Snowy Wilderness presents...



THE ANNOTATED VOGUE, part 3Collapse )

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Subject:The Annotated Vogue 4
Time:12:16 am
Damn the season, Snowy Wilderness presents...



THE ANNOTATED VOGUE, part 4Collapse )

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Subject:The Annotated Vogue 5
Time:12:12 am
Damn the season, Snowy Wilderness presents...



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Subject:Women's Rights Magazine
Time:10:25 pm
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I feel a kinship.

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Subject:Maria Muldaur says,
Time:01:38 pm
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"Come ON! Let's move things forward Snowy, damn!!"
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Subject:Marc the Spark said,
Time:07:28 pm
"Lord Byron? You rang? Image hosted by Photobucket.com No problem. Awww, nah, just float on. Feel the flow."

"For Godssakes, bring the child to my bedside!! I swear I'm dying."
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COUGH!,COUGH!,COUGH!,COUGH!,COUGH! "Oh." zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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"Nope."

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"Nah."

Image hosted by Photobucket.com"Supercat! Have you seen Snowy?"

Image hosted by Photobucket.com"As a matter of fact, yes mon!!"

Image hosted by Photobucket.com"Hi Marc, every Saturday I lead a tour of SAKS basement..."


"Hi Snowy. Want a ride home? Can you just come with me please? Image hosted by Photobucket.com To see your Dad. No worries, good vibes, but he said he feels like he's about to die!!"


"Marc... Just out of curiosity, why? Is he okay? oh shit, is he okay?" Image hosted by Photobucket.com



"Dunno. Pop a couple of these!!" Image hosted by Photobucket.comImage hosted by Photobucket.comImage hosted by Photobucket.com




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"Lord Byron? Are you awake? Image hosted by Photobucket.com Your son is here to see you."

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Snowy Wilderness said, "Dad?"
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"How are you feeling?"

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"Sonny, your other Dad wants you to have his dress uniform someday."

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The monogram spelled Daddy's name and title out: Lord Admiral Nelson, hero of Waterloo, lover of Lord Byron, Snowy's other Dad.

Snowy Wilderness tried to put the jacket on, but it was so big he felt felt like he was three years old again.
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"It's fly, but...," said Snowy.
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"No, yeah, it's a pretty fucking cool outfit. That's why I fell in love with Daddy-"Image hosted by Photobucket.com
"Daddy is a big sexy man, though. You're only 12, so wear this 'til you're old enough to rock the frock coat."

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"It's Vivienne Westwood Men," said Lord Byron. Then he began to die, but quietly, because everyone in the room, even Marc, the fashion designer who was losing his muse, had gotten very happy about the pretty things in life.

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Subject:Veruschka says,
Time:11:37 pm
"Ain't that a bitch about Snowy's daddy, Emmylou?"
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"Yeah."
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"He is such a trip. It's about to be fall, huh?"
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Subject:Diane Keaton says,
Time:12:02 am
"You kids think you're being all "Victorian-retro" but I've been wearing that stuff for YEARS!!"

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"Who made the SUIT??!! I really don't care, you'll have to get that from my stylist. People, where can she find Snowy Wilderness?"
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Subject:Emmylou Harris says,
Time:09:14 am
"Snowy, is that you? A girl was just cooling her heels out here, and you come along. C'mon Snowy, what's getting ready to happen with fashion?"

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"You, darling. YOU are Fall 2005. Love the boots."
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Subject:Ione Skye says,
Time:01:55 am
"It's 2 in the morning, Snowy, and I can't sleep 'cause it's like the fucking monsoons outside. What's getting ready to happen with fashion?"

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Subject:a marginal note in my copy of "Vamps and Tramps" by Camille Paglia,
Time:02:34 am
inscribed by Dick ------, gloriously fragrant-smelling Brooklyn biker, well, cyclist father of my friend Sara --------.

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Subject:The Debate
Time:10:20 pm
I watched the 2004 debates. George Bush kept telling John Kerry, "You can't say that."


You can't say this is the wrong war at the wrong time when there are real live troops over there--how will that make them feel?

You can't say we don't have enough allies when our few friends, like the British, are over there risking their lives--how will that make them feel?

You can't say occupying Iraq jeopardizes the War on Terror--that will make the terrorists happy and demoralize everyone else.
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Subject:George W. Bush Must Have A Big Dick
Time:05:13 pm
My interest was, um, piqued by the immortal photo-op of him in a flightsuit and harness, spring 2003.
The evidence just continues to, well, mount.

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I wish his mean version of insouciance was just about his cock size.
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Subject:Barack Obama
Time:10:45 am
I thought it tawdry of Mr. Obama to say this in his speech before the 2004 Democratic Convention:

"Go into any inner city neighborhood, and folks will tell you that government alone can’t teach kids to learn. They know that parents have to parent, that children can’t achieve unless we raise their expectations and turn off the television sets and eradicate the slander that says a black youth with a book is acting white."

The audience of Democrats went into an uproar of approval, but fuck them: it was gross to single out black parents and their kids like that.

Politically, Obama's airing of the unkind implication that families in "inner city neighborhoods" are ignorant raises an interesting question: will the two political parties ever be willing to take poor Americans as they are, lazy, shiftless, and whatever?

Philosophically, of course, it was easy for Andre 3000 to bring the emotional truth of the whole matter into focus back in the Clinton Era (this is from the song Call of da Wild, on the mid-90s Outkast album Southernplayalisticadillacmusic):

"...The question: 'Should we take that bullshit from them people?'
I'm makin 300 on my SAT and I am equal"

Am I tripping?
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Subject:John Kerry
Time:11:37 am
John Kerry has actually killed at least one person, at least according to the mostly paraphrased account of army buddies in an issue of the New Yorker that was recent when I wrote this entry.

The story: somewhere along the river, a Viet Cong (sp.?) guy was shooting rockets at the future Democratic nominee and his shipmates, so John Kerry, taking a great risk later judged worthy of a medal, went ashore and killed the Vietnamese fellow.

I wondered which other candidates and presidents were killers.

By now, I've done but somewhat forgotten my research, so I am only prepared to say ANDREW JACKSON with certainty. It was a duel with the virtue of Ms. Jackson in the balance.

Based on inconclusive information, I can only cast aspersions on TEDDY ROOSEVELT and whichever other president did a lot of rough riding, in Missouri, in this case: was it GROVER CLEVELAND? These would have been killings in the course of rendering rough justice on one's home turf.

I have suspicions about GEORGE WASHINGTON, too, that enigmatic fellow.
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Subject:Office Furniture
Time:03:03 pm
This is the kind of desk I want.

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Subject:Tom's the Bomb (my first post)
Time:09:45 pm
Word, I love me some fucking Tom of Finland.



What a handsome devil he turns out to be.
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